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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:27 AM

God may have created man
before woman, but there is
always a rough draft before
the Masterpiece !
Women are Angels...And when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...We are flexible like that... lilp


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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:41 AM

ROFL! Good one I cant top that tonight



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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:47 AM

How do you find a blind man in a nudest colony?

It's not hard.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:36 AM

"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."


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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:37 AM

OMG! LOL


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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:37 AM

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:42 AM

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

TY! 4 the link


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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:45 AM

You are welcome , you always ask. : )
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:40 AM

QUOTE (chelle belle @ Feb 1 2008, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
God may have created man
before woman, but there is
always a rough draft before
the Masterpiece !



My grandfather used to say that woman was created last because God finally got it right....

He also said that Eve fed Adam the apple because she got sick of hearing "I'm hungry, what's for dinner? Isn't there anything to EAT around here????" so she just grabbed the first thing she found and threw it at him!

(Can you tell he was mostly raised by women?!)
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:30 PM

QUOTE (doodlebug @ Feb 6 2008, 05:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My grandfather used to say that woman was created last because God finally got it right....

He also said that Eve fed Adam the apple because she got sick of hearing "I'm hungry, what's for dinner? Isn't there anything to EAT around here????" so she just grabbed the first thing she found and threw it at him!

(Can you tell he was mostly raised by women?!)




banana.gif bunny.gif party16.gif your Grandfather rocks ! biggrin.gif
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:36 PM

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.




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Post icon  Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:38 PM

QUOTE (want to see @ Feb 6 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.




Love # 1
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:41 PM

If you see something you like, take it and make it better.

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it



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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:41 PM

Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.


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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:18 PM

Hmmm.. interesting


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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:20 PM

Change is good.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:23 PM

I’m serious; it was only a joke.

One drop of ink may make a million think.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working.




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Posted 12 February 2008 - 11:51 PM

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.


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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:25 AM

Live Laugh love
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:28 AM

Like! OMG!

I remember that one...


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